Tuesday 14 June 2011

Weakened by a Smile

Spending time on the road is one of the things that I hate the most. With traffic congestion almost all the time, it seems like the problem could never end in a big city like Kuala Lumpur. Driving is one thing that I'm sure would be fun since the first day I got my drivers license but now, it has become just another pain in the butt. No excitement what so ever lies when driving a car in the big city, no adventurous tale along the trip, nothing at all.  
 
It is a major buzzkill.  

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It's 8 pm and I'm still stuck on the road. My mind keeps wondering about which alternative routes that I can take. But when you are driving about 5 km per hour, to reach another intersection would takes a long time. I tried to calm my self down. I waited.

'Ha... That's it. A quick route just for me so I can get out of this mess'.

I'm drive steadily and trying to get to the shortcut as quickly yet carefully as I can. Suddenly, a black car just recklessly overtook me.

'This is it'. My patience is wearing thin and I just think that this reckless driver should be stopped right now.

'Woi #$#&%)4_*&*(* !!! I'm gonna hunt you down !!!' 

I followed the car with a rage. I'm sure I gonna curse the driver with every word that I know. Saying 'I'm sorry' to me is just not enough to make me calm right now.

There's a traffic light ahead. This is my chance. When the traffic light goes red, both of our cars stopped side by side. I'm lowering my window down and prepare. And I turned and looked to his face with a lot of anger in my eyes.

Huh ???


'Hey, I'm sorry', she said.

Wait a minute. I thought the driver of the car is a man. What the hell is going on ? A glimpsed back then was clear enough. I'm pretty sure the driver was a man. How can it be a woman ? Is there something in my eye? Is this a trick ? I just can believe it.

The traffic lights turn green. And I still can believe what I'm seeing. 

'I gotta go now. I'm really sorry for everything, okay. See you.Bye'. She smiled and waved her hands and just drove through, leaving me behind.

'Damn. A girls smile really puts me down. I'm really weak'


Ps: Do you all agree, that man can drive better than woman?

18 comments:

Wahida Samsuddin said...

Hahaha! Seriously this is hilarious man. How could she beat you with just a simple muscle movement? Woman these days are powerful! :D. Sometimes man can drive better than woman, sometimes not. Totally depends on the situation.

HEROICzero said...

men r always better drivers than women !


*aku bet, dia sgt...manis kan?


=)

Raihana Izzati said...

Hmm yeah I agreed on this one eventhough I'm a girl.

Perempuan terlalu berhati-hati in driving. Which is good but kadang-kadang menyusahkan orang sebab tak berani amek risk.

My dad said, perempuan lagi kerap kemalangan. Tapi orang lelaki kalau sekali kemalangan memang teruk sebab bawak laju.

come to think of it,betol jugak.

ah apa ni. Dont fall for a smile! Senang nak trick tahu.hmm

~* chirpy_chummy *~ said...

wuhuuu~ gimme 5! chummy x suke drive!! yup, it was an excitement masa mula2 dpt lesen. tp da lama2..errgghh.. kalau jem lagilaaa..grrr..

smile? yeah, it cost u nothing but it helps in many ways..teehee ^_^

*chummy slalu mamai drive kete time jem.huu~ my bad.

ewanthology said...

agree.

bujal X said...

saya tetap akan acu jari~tapi bukan jari tengah~5 jari terus~~lamabi2 sambil senyum sambil memaki dalam hati~

*dem~~aku pun lembut macam kamu jugak james~

emieysandra said...

normal la kamu james sb cair pd satu kelbihan wanita, ehehe ;)

Daddylicious said...

normal ar tu....heeeee

James Alexander said...

wahida : sebab senyuman die power la... tu la pasal...

x ngaku gak pompuan bwk keta selalunya secara merbahaya...

hero : men 1 - woman 0

mmg SANGAT manis...

r. izzati : hehehe... gud2...

men 2 - woman 0

sy mmg selalu kna trick..

chirpy : ha.. mengaku

men 3 - woman 0

pompuan boleh la... kalau lelaki dok senyum2 ni org kata terhegeh2 plak...

delarocha : good bro...

men 4 - woman 0

bujal : sama rupenye kite ek..?? hahaha...

emiey : itu mmg kelebihan kamu... sy akuinya...

bigdaddy : kalau normal tu yg x sanggup tu...

syafiqa said...

apasal x minta number dia?
haha hey, i drive better than man
tau.huh.. ;p

Unknown said...

ko tergoda ke weyh

emieysandra said...

ehehe :)

kat durian daun james^^

James Alexander said...

syafiqa : x sempat.. die trus jalan...

jiji : hampir gak la...

emiey : ooooo...

Unknown said...

no way. not necessarily la. sometimes we can drive better than men do. hehe

plus we have a cute smile to beat u guys. miahahahaha

James Alexander said...

wath : really ? cam x caye jek...

bab smile tu mmg la...

intan.maisarah said...

panahan mata si gadis

haha


memang betul
lelaki lebih pakar memandu dari wanita

James Alexander said...

intan : aduh... pedih kena panah...hehehe...

yeah... men 5 - woman 0

liyana said...

bukan ke perempuan bawa lebih hati2 dr lelaki=D